Evil Abed: Where’s Troy?
Abed: In the other room.
Evil Abed: That’s okay. There are many advantages to traveling by yourself. You can drive faster, change direction. And the only pee breaks are yours.
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Greendale Community College re-opens just in time for March Madness
Classes resume March 15, 2012
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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“Inspector Spacetime” - by Sam Spratt
NBC’s Community may be in a state of potential cancellation, but before I dive deep into my art hole on new year client-projects, I wanted to knock out something fun. If you’re not a fan of the show already—get on it.
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Inspector Spacetime is a British sci-fi series that has been on the air since 1962 and has gained a worldwide following. It’s long since established its niche as a cult classic.
The Inspector is an alien from a faraway planet who has come to Earth to rescue us from dangers both within and outside our own galaxy. He travels the universe in his cozy DARSIT, which takes the form of a red telephone booth. The DARSIT is famously “smaller on the inside.” This is a generalization. In reality, it adjusts its interior dimensions so that it is always just a bit too small to comfortably accommodate its occupants. Even when the Inspector is alone the DARSIT retains is cozily cramped atmosphere. This is often alluded to as the reason that friendships formed in the DARSIT are the closest one ever makes.
The Inspector often brings along Associates, most notably Constable Reginald Wigglesworth (Reggie). He has amassed a rogues gallery of villains over the years that includes the Blorgons, the Digifleet, and the Sergeant. Optic Pocketknife in hand, he will investigate the horrors of the Universe.
The Inspector is the last of the Infinity Knights, the race of people who lived on his home planet of Kayaclasch. They once policed the Universe with their advanced space-time technological inventions, such as the DARSIT, but grew arrogant and corrupt in their twilight. They were destroyed by their war with the Blorgons, and the Inspector is the lone survivor… or is he?
Like all Infinity Knights, the Inspector was born without a heart, which gives him a tendency to be cruel at times. He travels the Universe looking for a ‘substitute’, but has so far been unsuccessful. Because of this quest, he often takes on Associates who are similarly searching for something/looking to improve themselves. Except Jeffrey. Everyone hates Jeffrey.
Now, to ease his solitude and pass on his knowledge, the Inspector brings Associates along for adventures as he travels the Universe, inspecting the root of all its problems. He is a man who must often make tough decisions to meet his ends. The Associates bring something unique to the cast with each new addition, such as classic favorites the math and English teachers Irma and Bart, the Gaelic swordsman Aiden, the late Jeffrey, the barbarian princess Reena, fellow Infinity Knight Lunda, the genius Yosif and the long-runner Mary Sue. More recent Associates include Lily Taylor, Captain James Haggard, the Magnificent Bastard Yorke, Constable Wigglesworth, Angelica “Angie” Lake, and Rory Williams.
A long runner that might cause some Archive Panic with the sheer AMOUNT of canon there is to go through, but it’s well worth the hours you’ll spend watching it.*
A Spin-Off series, Peacemist: Nicer Post, began airing in 2005. It stars Captain James Haggard and is significantly more family friendly than the current Inspector Spacetime.
A second spin-off series, The Mary Sue Predicaments - far edgier and more thoughtful than its precursors - was recently cut short by the death of the lead actress.
A children’s FE-Line series named simply FE-Line, produced by an unrelated Japanese television company, has been running for the past three years, and yes, that is where those strange vids of Giant FE-Line came from.
Not to be confused with a far less popular imitator Doctor Who
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“Do you know what makes humans different from other animals?We are the only species on Earth that observes Shark Week. Sharks don’t even observe Shark Week, but we do. For the same reason that I can pick up this pencil, tell you its name is Steve and go like this [snaps pencil] and part of you dies just a little bit on the inside. Because people can connect with anything. We can sympathize with a pencil, we can forgive a shark, and we can give Ben Affleck an Academy Award for screenwriting.People can find the good in just about anything but themselves. Look at me; it’s clear to all of you that I am awesome. But I can never admit that, because that would make me an ass. But what I can do is see what makes Annie awesome. She’s driven. We need driven people, or the lights go out and the ice cream melts. And Pierce. We need guys like Pierce. This guy has wisdom to offer.We should listen to him sometime; we wouldn’t regret it. Shirley. Shirley has earned our respect. Not as a wife or a mother, but as a woman. And don’t test her on it, because that thing about the jukebox was way too specific to be improvised. Troy. Who cares if Troy thinks he’s all that? Maybe he is. You think astronauts go to the moon because they hate oxygen? No. They’re trying to impress their high school’s prom king. And Abed. Abed’s a shaman. You ask him to pass the salt, he gives you a bowl of soup. Because you know what? Soup is better. Abed is better. You are all better than you think you are. You’re just designed not to believe it when you hear it from yourself. I want you to look at the person sitting next to you. I want you to extend to that person the same compassion you extend to sharks, pencils and Ben Affleck. I want you to say to that person ‘I forgive you.’ You’ve just stopped being a study group. You’ve become something unstoppable. I hereby pronounce you a community.”
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Gotta love Community!
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